Track Insight / Lyrics
Why You Play a Girl? — Riot Honey
Headset on, lights down
Welcome to gamer town
Voice chat, late at night
Dragon boss, final fight
You say “bro, follow me”
But your name is “Kitty
Bee”
Armor pink, magic bow
Long hair in the avatar show
I ask why you play that girl
You just laugh and spin the world
Why you play a girl online?
Bro, that’s not your real design
Why you play a girl tonight?
Long hair swinging in the fight
Why you play a girl again?
Every single game, my friend
Why you play a girl, oh why?
Bro just says: “Better thighs.”
Dungeon run, level ten
You revive the whole damn clan
I still ask between the raids
Why your hero wears braids
Why you play a girl online?
Bro, that’s not your real design
Why you play a girl tonight?
Long hair swinging in the fight
Why you play a girl again?
Every single game, my friend
Why you play a girl, oh why?
Bro just says: “Better thighs.”
Press respawn, roll the dice
Healers, mages, looking nice
Press respawn, don’t ask why
Half the server plays a girl tonight
